Well there you go, the Conservatives have led the UK back into recession.
The severe austerity measures didn't work so good work George, all those people out of work for nothing.
But wait, the line of sycophantic Tories are queueing up to tell any available reporter that none of the mess that we now find ourselves in is the fault of the Coalition Government whatsoever.
The blame rests entirely with:
1) the Labour party
2) Gordon Brown
3) rich people paying too much tax
4) the Eurozone crisis
5) the Global economy
6) poor people claiming benefits
7) unseasonably hot weather
8) unseasonably cold weather
9) too many public sector workers
10) public sector pensions
11) disabled people
12) the poor
Not the policies of the Coalition Government, no way whatsoever. Nothing to do with them.
Keep calm and carry on people.