Hello, who's this cheeky chappie on the left holding up some Christian paraphernalia for the camera. Why, it's one of those brave Syrian freedom fighting johnnies that we are backing as they battle the evil forces of the Syrian tyrant Bashar al-Assad.
Hey hero guy, are you brandishing that Christian Cross and vicars clothing to show the World that you may be a Muslim but when it comes to removing evil dictators, we are all as one and Muslim and Christians can stand together, shoulder to shoulder in a titanic struggle of good v evil or have you just ripped it off the wall of a Christian Church as you smashed it up?
Oh, you ripped it off the wall of a Christian Church as you smashed it up, i see. And urinated in the font. Hmmm...ok.
Any particular reason why you did that? Was there Syrian forces holed up in the Church which you had to flush out in a battle to the death? No, just a couple of elderly vicars you say, part of the campaign of harassment and discrimination that has seen thousands of Christians forced to seek refuge after an ultimatum from military chiefs from the armed opposition group.
You see lads, problem is, we are backing you to take over once Assad is gone and it's not easy for us to paint you as the good guys when you are smashing up Churches and forcing people from your cities on religious grounds.
Look, we will hush it up, pretend you are not Islamic fundamentalists maiming, killing and terrorising and keep telling the West that Assad is the evil one and you just concentrate on getting ready for Government, there's good boys.